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Possibly the angriest man in the country, if not the world, Rob's an ex-student from Mansfield who decided it would be far easier to sit on his arse than actually learn anything, mainly because he hated his lecturers and told them so. Telling people exactly what he thinks without actually thinking about what he's thought is a bit of a trademark but he does cover it well by getting drunk on occasion, at which time he transmogrifies into a shiny happy person who tells everybody how much he loves them. Scientists are now studying him intently to learn how on earth he can convert Special Brew into such a potent force for good. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Nottingham
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Mansfield
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Skeggy
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Timotei
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All three Hanson brothers
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A long-haired git
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"Kiss my trophies!"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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The Italian Job
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Australians, obviously
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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He shuts up
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He tells you how much he loves you
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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Worn as a wig. A bit like the Golden Fleece only less impressive, this item allows the character to re-roll failed armour saves.
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Bring Your Daughter, etc. | |  | | 10.04.04 | | | |
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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86
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1st
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60th
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7.93
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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86
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Mansfield Maul
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2008
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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13th
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85
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Mersey Meltdown
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2008
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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11th
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84
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2008
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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32nd
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83
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GW Irish GT
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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82
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Mersey Meltdown
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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2nd
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81
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GW UKGT Final
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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14th
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80
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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42nd
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79
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Geoff Capes Winter War
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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12th
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78
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2006
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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4th
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77
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GW UKGT Final
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2006
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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42nd
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76
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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2nd
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75
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Cardiff Carnage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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74
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Britcon Olympiad
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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3rd
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73
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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23rd
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72
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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71
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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2nd
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70
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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69
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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3rd
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68
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Cardiff Crusade
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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3rd
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67
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2004
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wfb 6
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Archaon's Horde
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3rd
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66
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Britcon Olympiad
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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2nd
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65
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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64
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2004
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wfb 6
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Archaon's Horde
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21st
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63
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WPS Club Challenge
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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18th
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62
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Open War I
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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61
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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4th
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60
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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1st
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59
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WPS GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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3rd
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58
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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18th
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57
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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56
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Warhammer Open VI
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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6th
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55
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Britcon
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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54
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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8th
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53
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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52
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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2nd
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51
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WPS Club Challenge
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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16th
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50
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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60th
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49
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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5th
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48
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Leicester Veterans
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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4th
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47
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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30th
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46
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Warhammer Open III
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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3rd
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45
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WPS Club Challenge
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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10th
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44
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WPS GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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43
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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17th
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42
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Warhammer Open II
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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41
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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37th
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40
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WPS Champion of Champions
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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8th
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39
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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4th
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38
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Warhammer Open
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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2nd
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37
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GW Baltimore GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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9th
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36
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WPS WAB GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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10th
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35
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WPS GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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11th
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34
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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1st
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33
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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1st
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32
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Britcon
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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4th
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31
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SMDS Challenge Cup
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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1st
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30
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GW UKGT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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2nd
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29
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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11th
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28
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GW Baltimore GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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2nd
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27
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WPS Club Challenge
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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3rd
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26
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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4th
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25
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Caledonian Conflict
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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1st
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24
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Ribble Rumble
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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7th
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23
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Mighty Empires
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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15th
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22
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Mansfield Maul II
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2000
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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6th
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21
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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1st
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20
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WPS GT
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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2nd
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19
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BHGS Nationals
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2000
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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13th
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18
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GW UKGT
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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6th
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17
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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1st
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16
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Bristol Brawl
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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2nd
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15
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WPS Club Challenge
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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3rd
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14
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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5th
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13
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WPS GT
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1999
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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4th
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12
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Sheffield Slaughter
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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2nd
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11
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BHGS Nationals
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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5th
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10
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WPS Champion of Champions
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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2nd
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9
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WPS Club Challenge
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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4th
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8
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Dragon Slayers Bash
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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1st
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7
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Ribble Rumble
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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1st
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6
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WPS GT
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1998
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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1st
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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2
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10th
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11th
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10.50
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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2
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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epc 4
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Imperial Guard
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11th
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1
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Dragon Slayers Epic GT
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2007
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epc 4
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Imperial Guard
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10th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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6
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1st
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21st
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6.83
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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6
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WPS Flames of War GT
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2006
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fow 2
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British Rifle Company
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7th
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5
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Cardiff Carnage
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2006
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fow 2
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British Rifle Company
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1st
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4
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Britcon Olympiad
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2006
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fow 1
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British Rifle Company
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6th
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3
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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fow 1
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British Rifle Company
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2nd
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2
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Sheep of War
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2006
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fow 1
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British Rifle Company
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4th
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1
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Frontline Mansfield III
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2006
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fow 1
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British Rifle Company
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21st
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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GW Irish GT
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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Mersey Meltdown
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2007
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wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Cardiff Carnage
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2006
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fow 2
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British Rifle Company
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First Place Overall
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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fow 1
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British Rifle Company
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Second Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Cardiff Carnage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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Britcon Olympiad
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Third Place Overall
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Best General
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Third Place Overall
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Cardiff Crusade
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Third Place Overall
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2004
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wfb 6
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Archaon's Horde
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Third Place Overall
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Britcon Olympiad
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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Open War I
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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Open War I
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Best General
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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First Place Overall
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WPS GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Third Place Overall
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Britcon
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Second Place Overall
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Warhammer Open III
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Third Place Overall
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WPS GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Warhammer Open
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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Second Place Overall
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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SMDS Challenge Cup
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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SMDS Challenge Cup
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Best General
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GW UKGT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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GW Baltimore GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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WPS Club Challenge
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Third Place Overall
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Caledonian Conflict
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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WPS GT
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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Bristol Brawl
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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WPS Club Challenge
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2000
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wfb 5
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High Elves
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Third Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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1999
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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Second Place Overall
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WPS Champion of Champions
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1999
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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Second Place Overall
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Dragon Slayers Bash
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1999
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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First Place Overall
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Dragon Slayers Bash
|
1999
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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Best General
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Ribble Rumble
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1999
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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First Place Overall
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WPS GT
|
1998
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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First Place Overall
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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epc 4
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Imperial Guard
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Players' Choice
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Dragon Slayers Epic GT
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2007
|
epc 4
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Imperial Guard
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Best Painted Army
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WPS Flames of War GT
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2006
|
fow 2
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British Rifle Company
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Best Painted Army (Allies)
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GW UKGT Final
|
2004
|
wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Second Best Painted Army
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WPS GT
|
2003
|
wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
|
Best Painted Army
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Warhammer Open VI
|
2003
|
wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
|
Best Painted Army
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Weymouth Waaagh!
|
2003
|
wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Judges' Choice
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Warhammer Open V
|
2003
|
wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Best Painted Army
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Leicester Veterans
|
2003
|
wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Best Painted Army
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Weymouth Waaagh!
|
2002
|
wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
|
Judges' Choice
|
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GW Baltimore GT
|
2001
|
wfb 6
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High Elves
|
Best Army
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GW Baltimore GT
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2001
|
wfb 6
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High Elves
|
Players' Choice
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WPS Club Challenge
|
2001
|
wfb 6
|
High Elves
|
Best Painted Army
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Sheffield Slaughter
|
2001
|
wfb 6
|
High Elves
|
Best Painted Army
|
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
|
2000
|
wfb 5
|
High Elves
|
Best Painted Army
|
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WPS Club Challenge
|
2000
|
wfb 5
|
High Elves
|
Best Painted Army
|
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Portsmouth Pillage
|
2000
|
wfb 5
|
High Elves
|
Best Painted Army
|
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Ribble Rumble
|
1999
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
|
Second Best Painted Army
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WPS GT
|
1998
|
wfb 5
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Lizardmen
|
Best Painted Army
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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Mansfield Maul
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2008
|
wfb 7
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Beasts of Chaos
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Best Sportsman
|
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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Most Sporting Opponent
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GW Baltimore GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Second Best Sportsman
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