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A tall man, Mike often derides his betters with insults born of a lifetime spent in Milton Keynes Mutant Ghetto, where he learnt how to consume chips by the gallon without retaining too much water. One particularly juicy insult came from dossing down at Stansted one Sunday evening after a typical night's buffoonery at the local chip emporium, but thankfully he's now a Dragon Slayer, and any insults thrown at his betters bounce right back and onto Matt Otter, who deserves it. Still, at least his gibbons don't scratch him any more, and chips don't cost 50p a bag. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Nottingham
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Nottingham
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Droitwich
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Biggsy
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Steve Harmison
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Kato
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"I'll cuss you up bad!"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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Forest
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Monkeys
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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He becomes indecisive
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He chats up some fat birds
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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Bigg's Stupendously Stripy Technicolour Trousers
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Enemies marvel at the unusual trousers worn by the character and congratulate him on his good taste and sense of fashion. Any models in base contact with the wearer may not attack in the first round of any combat, but the character may not attack either as he puffs up with pride.
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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60
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1st
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74th
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18.25
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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60
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GW UKGT Final
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2009
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wfb 7
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High Elves
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28th
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59
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The Masters
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2009
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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2nd
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58
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2009
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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9th
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57
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Jonathan Ross Winter Wind Up
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2009
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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4th
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56
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Mansfield Maul
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2008
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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2nd
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55
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2008
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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7th
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54
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Sir Steve Redgrave Autumn Assault
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2008
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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18th
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53
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Cardiff Carnage
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2008
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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17th
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52
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Tides of Chaos
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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11th
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51
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Spring Open
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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2nd
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50
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Open War IX
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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8th
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49
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Mersey Meltdown
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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19th
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48
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GW UKGT Final
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2008
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wfb 7
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Bretonnians
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6th
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47
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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1st
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46
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Roy Walker Winter Warmer
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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3rd
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45
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Autumn Annihilation
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2007
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wfb 7
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Lizardmen
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5th
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44
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Destruction Derby
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2007
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wfb 7
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Lizardmen
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8th
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43
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2007
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wfb 7
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Lizardmen
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37th
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42
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Open War VII
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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18th
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41
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Mersey Meltdown
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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22nd
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40
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GW UKGT Final
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2007
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wfb 7
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Dwarfs
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28th
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39
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2007
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wfb 7
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Dwarfs
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26th
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38
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Geoff Capes Winter War
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2007
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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8th
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37
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WPS GT
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2006
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wfb 7
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Tomb Kings
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53rd
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36
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2006
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wfb 7
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Tomb Kings
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33rd
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35
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2006
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wfb 7
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Dwarfs
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19th
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34
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William Shatner Autumn Classic
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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4th
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33
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Open War VI
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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5th
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32
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Cardiff Carnage
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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6th
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31
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Daz Sampson Summer Invitational
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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3rd
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30
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Terra Nova Gryphons GT
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2006
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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31st
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29
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GW UKGT Final
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2006
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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73rd
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28
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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9th
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27
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WPS GT
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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44th
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26
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Open War IV
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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16th
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25
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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2nd
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24
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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22nd
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23
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GW UKGT Final
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2005
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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33rd
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22
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Open War II
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2004
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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14th
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21
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WPS GT
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2004
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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7th
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20
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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17th
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19
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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14th
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18
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Britcon Olympiad
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2004
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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3rd
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17
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WPS Club Challenge
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2004
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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52nd
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16
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2004
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wfb 6
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Skaven
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15th
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15
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2004
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wfb 6
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Skaven
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7th
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14
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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15th
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13
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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10th
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12
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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12th
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11
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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22nd
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10
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WPS Club Challenge
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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31st
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9
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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27th
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8
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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7
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Leicester Veterans
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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7th
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6
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GW Baltimore GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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30th
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5
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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13th
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4
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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74th
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3
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Warhammer Open II
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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22nd
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2
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WPS Club Challenge
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1999
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wfb 5
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Undead
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58th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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3
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6th
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11th
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9.33
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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3
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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bbl 4
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Lizardmen
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11th
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2
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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bbl 4
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Skaven
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11th
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1
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WPS Club Challenge
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2002
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bbl 3
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Orcs & Goblins
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6th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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1
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9th
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9th
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9.00
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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1
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WPS Epic GT
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2004
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epc 4
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Imperial Guard
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9th
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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The Masters
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2009
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Mansfield Maul
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2008
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wfb 7
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Daemons of Chaos
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Second Place Overall
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Spring Open
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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Second Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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First Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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Best General
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Roy Walker Winter Warmer
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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Third Place Overall
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Daz Sampson Summer Invitational
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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Third Place Overall
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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Second Place Overall
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Britcon Olympiad
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2004
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wfb 6
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Daemonic Legion
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Third Place Overall
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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bbl 4
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Skaven
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Best Painted Single Model
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WPS Club Challenge
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2002
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bbl 3
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Orcs & Goblins
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Best Painted Team
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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bbl 4
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Lizardmen
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Best Sportsman
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2006
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wfb 7
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Tomb Kings
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Best Sportsman
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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bbl 4
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Skaven
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Best Sportsman
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