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"It's not Kegworth Services though, is it?"
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Many lunch breaks spent playing games of Warhammer turned Martin into the player he is now - at least, that's what he tells us. Personally I think it's because he's played every edition, which is interesting because he also seems to have owned every cheap dodgy make of car ever, including a Reliant Robin and a Vauxhall Chevette Estate. Perhaps that's down to him being the tightest git in the known universe, for as yet undiscovered tribes in the Amazon rainforest spend more money a week than Martin, on average. In fact, the lad shows all the miserlike tendencies of an old man who lives on his own with only newspapers and stale cat urine for company. No, honest. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Derby
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Nottingham
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Kegworth Services
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Bunts
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A vampire bat
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An old miser
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"It's not Kegworth Services though, is it?"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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A bit of karaoke
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Spending money
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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He chews his lip
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He wobbles around
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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A spear of cunning (if rather cheap) work, the character may throw this weapon in a shooting phase. It has a range of 24" and all hits are resolved as a magical bolt-thrower with a strength of 5. Note that you may not stand and shoot with this spear. One Use Only.
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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78
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1st
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107th
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13.55
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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78
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The Masters
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2009
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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1st
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77
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2009
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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20th
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76
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Destruction Derby
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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6th
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75
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Teesside Tear-Up
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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4th
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74
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Sir Steve Redgrave Autumn Assault
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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5th
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73
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Cardiff Carnage
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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38th
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72
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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wfb 7
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Vampire Counts
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14th
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71
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Spring Open
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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6th
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70
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Open War IX
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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5th
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69
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Mersey Meltdown
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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14th
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68
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GW UKGT Final
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2008
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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43rd
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67
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Autumn Annihilation
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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1st
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66
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Destruction Derby
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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11th
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65
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WPS GT
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2007
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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26th
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64
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2007
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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30th
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63
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Roger Miller Summer Samba
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2007
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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8th
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62
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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8th
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61
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WPS Club Challenge
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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6th
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60
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Richard Whiteley Spring Open (Casket)
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2007
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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4th
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59
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Mersey Meltdown
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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4th
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58
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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12th
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57
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WPS GT
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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12th
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56
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William Shatner Autumn Classic
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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1st
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55
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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4th
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54
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GW UKGT Final
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2006
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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28th
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53
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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7th
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52
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WPS GT
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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8th
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51
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Cardiff Carnage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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7th
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50
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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18th
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49
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2005
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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16th
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48
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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21st
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47
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Open War III
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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21st
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46
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GW UKGT Final
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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27th
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45
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2005
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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16th
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44
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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38th
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43
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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3rd
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42
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WPS Club Challenge
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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7th
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41
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Open War I
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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6th
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40
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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6th
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39
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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12th
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38
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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2nd
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37
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WPS GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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22nd
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36
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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59th
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35
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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4th
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34
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World Wargames Championships
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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1st
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33
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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9th
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32
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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2nd
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31
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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2nd
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30
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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1st
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29
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WPS Club Challenge
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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43rd
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28
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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35th
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27
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Leicester Veterans
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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1st
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26
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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6th
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25
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WPS Club Challenge
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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13th
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24
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WPS GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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21st
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23
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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3rd
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22
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World Wargames Championships
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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1st
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21
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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14th
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20
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WPS Champion of Champions
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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2nd
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19
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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3rd
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18
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Dragon Slayers Bash
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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5th
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17
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WPS WAB GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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1st
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16
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WPS GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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2nd
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15
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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2nd
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14
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World Wargames Championships
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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2nd
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13
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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9th
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12
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SMDS Challenge Cup
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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8th
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11
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GW UKGT
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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26th
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10
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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1st
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9
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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5th
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8
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Ribble Rumble
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2001
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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25th
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7
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Mighty Empires
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2001
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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23rd
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6
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Mansfield Maul II
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2000
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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5th
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5
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GW UKGT
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2000
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wfb 5
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Wood Elves
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107th
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4
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WPS Club Challenge
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2000
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wfb 5
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Wood Elves
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12th
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3
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Mansfield Maul
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2000
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wfb 5
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Wood Elves
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13th
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2
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WPS Club Challenge
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1999
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wfb 5
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Dark Elves
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41st
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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The Masters
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2009
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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First Place Overall
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Autumn Annihilation
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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First Place Overall
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William Shatner Autumn Classic
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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First Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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Third Place Overall
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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Best General
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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Second Place Overall
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World Wargames Championships
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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First Place Overall
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Tanelorn MDPF
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Second Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Second Place Overall
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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First Place Overall
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Warhammer Open V
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Best General
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Leicester Veterans
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2003
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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First Place Overall
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Third Place Overall
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World Wargames Championships
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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First Place Overall
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WPS Champion of Champions
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2002
|
wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Second Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Third Place Overall
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WPS WAB GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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First Place Overall
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WPS GT
|
2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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Second Place Overall
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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Second Place Overall
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World Wargames Championships
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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Second Place Overall
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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First Place Overall
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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Mersey Meltdown
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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Best Painted Army
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