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The proud owner of at least three delapidated Cortinas permanently affixed to a fence in his back yard, Dave is often seen down the local Autospares begging for spare parts and small monkeys. Whilst this might at first glance seem an innocent occupation, the fact he hides it from The Wife and lies about where he's getting all those alternators and marmosets means he has to turn to wargaming to get away from it all. Luckily for us he doesn't bring the Cortinas, but rather unluckily for us he now lives in Hull, surrounded by rusty Skodas and people who shout "Show us your growler!" at the top of their voice. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Hull
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Hull
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The Gas Club
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Grantmaster G
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Chief Monkey
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Monkey
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"Raaaagh!"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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Chaos
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Tricksy Elveses
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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He laughs a lot
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No chance - he's teetotal
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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A maniacal laugh is heard before the enemy deploys. At the start of the battle, all enemy units - including scouts and ambushers, for example - must deploy up to 13" or 7" from their table edge (your choice), regardless of special deployment rules.
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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22
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1st
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68th
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17.59
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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22
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William Shatner Autumn Classic
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2006
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wfb 7
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Skaven
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13th
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21
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GW UKGT Final
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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62nd
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20
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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3rd
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19
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Open War IV
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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2nd
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18
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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9th
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17
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GW UKGT Final
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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14th
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16
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2005
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wfb 6
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Dwarfs
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37th
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15
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Open War II
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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15th
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14
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WPS GT
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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5th
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13
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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20th
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12
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WPS Club Challenge
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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1st
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11
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Open War I
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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13th
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10
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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8th
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9
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WPS GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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4th
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8
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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68th
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7
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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4th
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6
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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Hordes of Chaos
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28th
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5
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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3rd
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4
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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12th
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3
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GW UKGT
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1998
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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17th
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2
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GW UKGT
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1997
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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12th
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1
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GW UKGT
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1996
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wfb 5
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Lizardmen
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37th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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3
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10th
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47th
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23.67
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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3
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GW 40K UKGT Final
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2003
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40k 3
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Chaos Space Marines
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47th
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2
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Warhammer Open IV
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2003
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40k 3
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Chaos Space Marines
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10th
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1
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GW 40K UKGT Heat 2
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2002
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40k 3
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Chaos Space Marines
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14th
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2006
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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Third Place Overall
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Open War IV
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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Second Place Overall
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WPS Club Challenge
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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First Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Mortals
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Third Place Overall
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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Open War IV
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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Best Army
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