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"Like Fisher Price: hours of fun!"
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Ginger by name and thus ginger by nature, Craig is quite proud of that fact and often boasts about his gingerness to his friends and colleagues. Most are not impressed but an increasing number find themselves under his coppery spell, spending evenings and weekends at his house where he plies them with cream crackers and stilton in order to later regale them with tales of his collection of varnished peanuts and attendant rodents through the medium of dance. Luckily the Dragon Slayers can see him for what he really is, a slightly overweight wargamer with a baldy head, but we still love the cream crackers and stilton. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Sutton-in-Ashfield
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Mansfield
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Tesco Online
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Ginger
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Chris Evans
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Lee Evans
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"Like Fisher Price: hours of fun!"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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Prozac
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Last Orders
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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His face drops and everything becomes gay
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Everything must be performed via the medium of dance
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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Rarely seen and shrouded in mystery, the Ginger Nuts are revealed at the start of any of your opponents' turns. All enemy units within 12" and that can draw line of sight to the character must take a stupidity test due to much open-mouthed gaping at these wondrous biscuits. One use only.
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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3
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14th
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66th
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43.33
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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3
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WPS Club Challenge
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2005
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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50th
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2
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Open War III
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2005
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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14th
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1
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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66th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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1
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17th
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17th
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17.00
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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1
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WPS Club Challenge
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2006
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fow 1
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Deutsche Afrika Korps PanzerGrenadierKompanie
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17th
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