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Growing up in the Ghetto (an old Cornish word for house) stunted Andy's growth from an early age, which is why he only attains six foot five when wet. Apparently the only way to combat this was to consume small turnip-shaped pieces of Warpstone from local greengrocers, even though the eggnog at two for a pound was tempting. Now nothing stops him from carving a lifesize Adrian McWalter out of cheese and parking it outside Pete Scholey's house, not even Crimewatch. |
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Born:
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Lives:
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Prefers:
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Cornwall
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Nottingham
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A hot toddy
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Alias:
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Looks Like:
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Is Actually:
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Soundbite:
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Lanky
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Big Bird, but without the bird
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The original stickboy
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"What you come as?"
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Loves:
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Hates:
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Beer and skittles
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Devonians
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You Know He's Losing When:
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You Know He's Drunk When:
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He forgets the shooting phase
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He goes all Jamie Oliver
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Treasure of the Dragon Slayers
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May be used instead of attacking. One model in base contact with the bearer is subjected to a torrent of persuasive persuasion and must immediately give all his magic items to the bearer, who may use them in subsequent turns. This may allow the bearer to do something he is not normally allowed to, such as bear a banner. One Use Only.
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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58
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1st
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70th
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15.29
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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58
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Destruction Derby
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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15th
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57
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Mansfield Maul
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2008
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wfb 7
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Empire
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20th
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56
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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wfb 7
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Vampire Counts
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1st
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55
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Roy Walker Winter Warmer
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2008
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wfb 7
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Lizardmen
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19th
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54
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Destruction Derby
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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4th
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53
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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2nd
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52
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Boris Johnson Autumn Apology
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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4th
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51
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Roger Miller Summer Samba
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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1st
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50
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WPS Club Challenge
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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18th
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49
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Richard Whiteley Spring Open (Casket)
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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5th
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48
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Open War VII
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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4th
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47
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GW UKGT Final
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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27th
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46
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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6th
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45
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Geoff Capes Winter War
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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1st
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44
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2006
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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6th
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43
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Open War VI
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2006
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wfb 7
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Chaos Mortals
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1st
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42
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Daz Sampson Summer Invitational
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2006
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wfb 6
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Ogre Kingdoms
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2nd
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41
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Open War V
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2006
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wfb 6
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Skaven
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26th
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40
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Open War III
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2005
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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3rd
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39
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GW UKGT Final
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2005
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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15th
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38
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Open War II
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2004
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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5th
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37
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GW UKGT Heat 3
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2004
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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9th
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36
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2004
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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9th
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35
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GW UKGT Final
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2004
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wfb 6
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Skaven
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14th
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34
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Warhammer Open VII
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2003
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wfb 6
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Lizardmen
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16th
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33
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WPS GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Beasts of Chaos
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29th
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32
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GW UKGT Heat 2
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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24th
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31
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Portsmouth Pillage
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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4th
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30
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Warhammer Open VI
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2003
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wfb 6
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Dark Elves
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3rd
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29
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Toy Soldier II
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2003
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wfb 6
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Tomb Kings
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6th
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28
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WPS Club Challenge
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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6th
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27
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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2nd
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26
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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3rd
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25
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GW Baltimore GT
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2003
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wfb 6
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Chaos Warriors
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41st
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24
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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5th
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23
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Warhammer Open III
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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2nd
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22
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WPS Club Challenge
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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32nd
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21
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WPS GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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24th
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20
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Macclesfield Manoeuvres
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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5th
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19
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Warhammer Open II
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2002
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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5th
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18
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2002
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wfb 6
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Orcs & Goblins
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11th
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17
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WPS Champion of Champions
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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12th
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16
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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35th
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15
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Warhammer Open
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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1st
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14
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GW Baltimore GT
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2002
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wfb 6
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Chaos Beastmen
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10th
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13
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WPS GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Beastmen
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7th
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12
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GW UKGT
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2001
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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36th
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11
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2001
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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35th
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10
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WPS Club Challenge
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2001
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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49th
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9
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2001
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wfb 6
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Wood Elves
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29th
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8
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Caledonian Conflict
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2001
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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4th
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7
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Ribble Rumble
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Beastmen
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48th
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6
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Mighty Empires
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Beastmen
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35th
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5
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Mansfield Maul II
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2000
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wfb 6
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Dark Elves
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42nd
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4
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GW UKGT
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2000
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wfb 5
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Skaven
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70th
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3
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WPS Club Challenge
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2000
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wfb 5
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Chaos Dwarfs
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28th
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2
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Mansfield Maul
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2000
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wfb 5
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Skaven
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7th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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1
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7th
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7th
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7.00
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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1
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WPS Warmaster GT
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2003
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wma 1
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Lizardmen
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7th
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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2
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16th
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26th
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21.00
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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2
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2003
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40k 3
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Eldar
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26th
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1
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WPS 40K GT
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2000
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40k 3
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Eldar
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16th
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Warhammer Ancient Battles
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Caps:
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Highest:
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Lowest:
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Average:
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1
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33rd
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33rd
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33.00
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Cap:
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Place:
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1
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WPS WAB GT
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2002
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wab 1
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Byzantines
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33rd
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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WPS Club Challenge
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2008
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wfb 7
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Vampire Counts
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First Place Overall
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GW UKGT Heat 1
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2007
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wfb 7
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Empire
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Second Place Overall
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Roger Miller Summer Samba
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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First Place Overall
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Geoff Capes Winter War
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2007
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wfb 7
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Wood Elves
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First Place Overall
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Open War VI
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2006
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wfb 7
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Chaos Mortals
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First Place Overall
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Daz Sampson Summer Invitational
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2006
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wfb 6
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Ogre Kingdoms
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Second Place Overall
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Open War III
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2005
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wfb 6
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Vampire Counts
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Third Place Overall
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Warhammer Open VI
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2003
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wfb 6
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Dark Elves
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Third Place Overall
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GW UKGT Final
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Third Place Overall
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Sheffield Slaughter
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Master of Sorcery
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Warhammer Open III
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Second Place Overall
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Warhammer Open
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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First Place Overall
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Event:
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Year:
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Sys:
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Army:
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Honour:
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Conflict: Edinburgh
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2003
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Best Sportsman
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Weymouth Waaagh!
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2002
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wfb 6
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High Elves
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Best Sportsman
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WPS GT
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2001
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wfb 6
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Chaos Beastmen
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Best Sportsman
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