Despite his Essex upbringing and Games Workshop background Adam is in fact a well-balanced chap with a public school education, as evidenced by his Queen's English and a habit of wearing school scarfs indoors. Even so, a penchant for seventies-style glass fish bought from any old charity shop he can find is quite disturbing, especially when he lovingly catalogues his collection using scrapbooks, home-made flour glue and calligraphy. In fact, his compulsive disorder stretches even further and whilst the full details are too disgusting to describe he is famous for being the creator of the world's first Glass Ornament Porn website. The URL? No, sorry, you'll have to find that out for yourself, just as the Campaign For Clean Living did and forced him to abandon the country. He now lives in Kathmandu, where he works in a sweatshop sculpting effigies of Pete Scholey out of peat.